This guy either has a ton of friends, or none at all. It's a tough call.
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Either way, I desperately want to be his friend.
We could watch Vin Diesel movies together.
You two would be cute together.
He’s happy because little do you know, it came with a Princess Blow Up Doll that is stored nicely in a “Secret Area”.
Have you seen the crap that the Asians come out with? You know that Doll is HIGH TECH.
I want one now.
I vote that he has NONE
You might be right about that.
It just doesnt make any sense.
I know. Why would you want the biggest possible version of a thing that’s supposed to be small?
I say people want to be his friend to feel better about themselves.
Oh, yes, good one.
i’d be his friend.
then get him real drunk and steal his toy.
I have one of those … and most of my friends are imaginary.
That looks pretty old school. Or perhaps too cool for school.
I’d be his friend!
this is sort of awesome.
I’m assuming he has at least ONE friend. I mean, somebody had to take the picture, right? Unless he just used a tripod. Oh. Maybe he doesn’t have any friends after all.
It really doesn’t scream “I get laid a lot.”