yes, me
I must survive myself pretty much everyday. I tend to be a little too blunt and a little too much of a grump - so just getting past myself is a job unto itself. But I’m actually a nice guy, so give me and my blog a try.
I live in Brooklyn, work in the city (Manhattan). I have a job writing about advertising that pays the bills. This blog is an attempt to rid myself of the many thoughts that envelope my mind each day.
i like - sports, hip-hop, ice cream, dogs (especially mine), blogs, the real world/road rules challenges, working out, dumb stuff, reading, writing, yelling when i’m drunk, 80’s stuff… more to come…
i don’t like - people who walk slow, people who stop in the middle of the sidewalk, crowded trains, rain, meat, when i layer the toilet with paper and then it falls off… more to come…
Please send me all the hate/love letters you can to survivingmyself{at}gmail{dot}com. Seriously, I love reading other stuff, so don’t be shy.
Thanks for putting up with me. Believe me, I know it’s not pretty, but I hope you enjoy the blog anyway.
18 Comments
February 29, 2008 at 4:32 am
A friend sent me a link to your site because she said reading it reminded her of me.
We look pretty different, but I’m a big fan of your humor. And, your perspectives feel pretty familiar to me.
Come check me out, and tell me what you think.
http://noidontspeakgerman.blogspot.com/
February 29, 2008 at 9:33 am
argyle - Thanks. I’m gonna check it out now.
March 3, 2008 at 4:03 pm
All those things you don’t like?
Ditto.
Except for meat. I do like me some meat.
*ahem*
March 4, 2008 at 5:58 pm
See, I used to not mind people who idled along on sidewalks or randomly stopped.
Then I moved to New York for a year.
Then I moved back to Seattle.
Now I swear to god I want to kidney punch every dumbass that moves less than 10 mph.
March 14, 2008 at 1:12 pm
yeah, I’d have to agree.. slow people make me want to drown kittens.
March 14, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Where is the email me button?
March 21, 2008 at 5:24 pm
when slow people randomly stop i like to run right into the back of them and act like i had no idea that was going to happen
they’re asking for it
… but i love meat. love meat. go meat!
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March 27, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I’ve only made it through a few pages, but have laughed out loud more times in the past few minutes than I have all week. You, sir, are a hero indeed.
April 14, 2008 at 11:24 pm
i don’t just love your blog because we’re both using pressrow. i love it because we share misanthropy. and you’re the only other person i know who’s indignant about static electricity. high-five for that.
April 17, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I just love that you’re sitting there with your iphone.
May 29, 2008 at 8:33 am
i do like to eat oranges. in fact, i’m eating one right now.
June 3, 2008 at 8:41 pm
i also hate that toilet paper thing. but i firmly believe layering toilet paper is a better way to go than those flimsy seat covers provided. those are just insulting.
June 14, 2008 at 4:29 am
i love your blog haha mate your hilarious
keep it up
=]
xx
June 16, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Marry me?
Seriously. You are The Shit. “The man was rocking roller skates.”
You are a true American hero.
June 17, 2008 at 10:35 am
…What Heidi said!
June 19, 2008 at 6:15 pm
*officially added to teh blogroll*
July 2, 2008 at 10:18 am
I’m going to be in Brooklyn next week. We should grab copious amounts of beer and discuss how funny we both are!
July 17, 2008 at 3:45 pm
iphone!
Came here through freeandflawed. Like what I see so far (except about Angelina. You’re so wrong!)
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