do this please

I’m over at Burt Reynolds’ Mustache today, so please go check out some advice I have for a friend about starting a blog.  It’s good stuff, I kind of promise but not really.

Why are you still here?

Go!  Click that link!

Are you still here because you know eventually I’ll be forced to post a picture of Major Dad?  

Ok, fine.  Now go!

Nothing like a woman with sky high bangs.

for shame

It’s the 14th of the month – which means I have a post up at Burt Reynolds’ Mustache today.  Now, before you go any further, let me warn you that I totally copped out and posted a recycled post from here.

I know!

But it’s from the first month that I started blogging, so no one really read it anyway, plus I have a ton of crap I have to do today so please forgive me and don’t call the Blog Police on me.

not here

I’m over at Burt Reynolds’ Mustache today with a post about America’s Next Top Model.  I know.  I can’t forgive myself either.  Please go read it though, it’ll make your day.  Or maybe not.

not here

I’m not here today, I have a post up at Burt Reynolds’ Mustache, where I compare my life to that of a rock star.

So please go read it and laugh and then go back to being sad at work.  Or don’t go back to being sad. Maybe you could think about skipping or eating an entire pie in one sitting.  Either way, please go read it.

sunday, sunday, sunday!

I’m posting on a Sunday!  I’m posting on a Sunday!!!  Anyone hear me out there?  Well, not here, over at Burt Reynolds’ Mustache.  So if the hangover isn’t too strong, please click the link and check my post about babies looking hot.

C’mon, that had to peak your interest, right?  Go read it!

not here

I’m over at Burt Reynolds’ Mustache today, so please click through and read my genius there.  It will be worth your time, I swear to whatever god you act like you worship when you feel bad about something you did.

In today’s post I tackle the problem that is Jennifer Aniston.