The Today Show.
The motherfucking Today Show.
Everyday in the gym I’m forced to watch it while I run on the treadmill. Could I get just one damn tv tuned to Sportscenter? Nope. Every single one, except for a few tuned to CNN, are showing me Matt Lauer and his Classic American Good Looks.
You know what they were talking about today?
The segment was titled, “The World’s Most Bizarre Foods.” It included a Random White Man talking about all the different things that people eat from around the globe.
This was news journalism at its finest.
At one point, the anchor held up a scorpion and exclaimed, “Scorpions are seen as a common snack in Asia!”
Get the fuck out of town Mr. Today Show Man.
You mean to tell me that people do things differently than Americans? Well, that is “Bizarre” isn’t it??? What are those silly Asians thinking – eating a scorpion? Hahaha! They sure are funny!
The Today Show is why people are dumb.
The Today Show makes people think that there are not more important things going on in the world than the way cockroaches taste.
Just as I was about punch a hole in the tv screen to get my pain to stop, The Today Show told me that Bonnie Raitt was supporting Hillary Clinton.