Tomorrow I have Jury Duty.
This has happened for two reasons that I’m sure of: One, the world hates me. Two, because things never turn out The Way I Want Them To – I know this because despite my best attempts, I am still not Batman.
Instead of going to work and acting productive for eight hours, I am going to be forced to do A Good Thing For Society, which makes me upset because there is nothing in it for me.
There will, however, be something in it for you.
Yes, because I Care, I will be live-blogging as much of the grand event as possible tomorrow, all for your enjoyment.
I know, I know.
Please, the applause is deafening.
But it’ll be fun, I promise.
There will be no lack of content – I live in Brooklyn – there is blog content when there shouldn’t be blog content.
My only worry is that there won’t be wireless in the room. But Ari just served jury duty and she had wireless, so hopefully I will too.
If you come here tomorrow and there isn’t a post up, know that there was A Problem, and I am somewhere in a Brooklyn courthouse banging my skull against a wall.