I like to stand up for What I Believe In.
When issues come up – I will fight for What I Think Is Right until there is no fight left. Or maybe until the other person says something like, “Dude this is stupid.” Which means I’m right and I win.
And one of my newest causes is Getting Tyrannosaurus Rex’s The Respect They Deserve.
I am all in on this one.
If you call my phone, my voice mail says, “Hi, you’ve reached Chris. Don’t let anyone fool you – T’Rex’s were by far the best dinosaur ever.” Because I think a 29 year-old talking about T-Rexs on his message is A Good Thing.
The lack of respect all started with Jurassic Park.
Everyone loved that movie and really it was pretty cool because if there was an island where I could go see dinosaurs I think I might just pee my pants from excitement. But not too much because I think they can smell urine and I wouldn’t want them to attack me.
But Jurassic Park, while it did showcase a pretty cool T-Rex, gave the spot light to Velociraptors.
Let me burst everyone’s bubble when it comes to Raptors – okay? They had feathers. Feathers!
You know what a T-Rex says when he sees a dinosaur with feathers? Nothing – because he’s too busy eating it to say something witty.
And you know the ladies loved them some T-Rex. Those big legs weren’t only for running fast – if you know what I mean. I mean they could really get some thrusting power behind them. During sex.
No other dinosaur comes close to being as awesome as a T-Rex.
Okay, Stegosauruses were pretty cool because of that spiked tail, but they still weren’t the T-Rex.
Until the T-Rex gets the respect they deserve, I will not rest.
Well, maybe a little nap here and there, but for the most part I’ll be spreading the word in their defense.
So if you meet me and I start talking about T-Rexs, know that I am just Doing A Good Thing.
And I also may be drunk.