Yup, I see you.
On the treadmill looking like the best thing that ever happened to a gym.
Got the sports bra and the tiny shorts on again, huh?
Okay, I guess I have to be the one to tell you – you are not as amazing as you think you are.
I know! How can this be??? You are thin, yes. But understand something, this does not mean you are hot.
No, really, it doesn’t.
See, men like women who – oh I don’t know – look like women, not little boys. Well, yes, some men do like little boys but that guy on NBC takes care of those creeps. I never understood why they’d just stand around and talk to the guy after he busted them. Run! The gig is up! Go damnit! Oh well.
Oh, what are those? Gloves? Yes, that’s a nice touch for sure. There’s nothing I like more than a woman who wears weight lifting gloves to the gym.
It only scares me a little.
Also, maybe you could take some time and address the fact that I can see your fucking ribs and it makes me want to vomit. Eat a fucking burger for god’s sake. Not even for his sake, do it for me because I’m the one who sees you in the gym everyday and despite what they say, God does not see everything, he takes naps more than he should.
I know, this is a lot to hear at once.
Maybe if you didn’t walk around the gym half-naked and had some more curves, I would not have to be so hard on you.
What’s that? No, your shoes are ugly too.