Transsexuals have got to have it rough.
There are all the issues with people hating on them for being, well, let’s face it, for Not Being Happy With Things At The Moment.
Which is just stupid.
Imagine if every time you weren’t happy with things at the moment someone yelled at you and said things like “You’re a freak!” I don’t know about you, but my boss would look pretty damn scary doing that.
But beyond all of that, there’d be more much pressing matters to deal with.
When I get ready to go out, I have to pick something out to wear. Since I’m a dude, I take a couple minutes and decided on Something Great pretty quickly.
But transsexuals have two sets of clothes to choose from!
So not only do they first have to decide if they want to be Bob or, uh, Bobette for the night, they then have to pick between a flannel shirt (I’m pretty sure all Bobs wear flannel shirts) and a skort.
And what about the hair?
Up or down?
Some dudes, like country singers and Fabio, rock long hair like it’s okay to do that – so do they leave it down or do they put it up?
Then there’s the walk.
I’m sure sometimes, when they decide on being Bob and they’re walking along Very Man Like, they forget The Decision for a second and a little too much Bobette slips out and that has got to be frustrating!
Clearly I could never be a transsexual because 1) you’re kind of born that way and 2) I have a hard enough time just trying to be a Normal Man.
Plus, if you ask me to choose between a flannel shirt and a skort I might be scared to find out what I would actually pick.