With winter fast approaching, my mind is turning to Important Things such as hot chocolate, the crunch of leaves under my feet and writing my name in the snow. With my pee.
Another thing I have been thinking about forever or maybe just since I started writing this, is whether or not I should become a Scarf Guy.
I’ve never been a Scarf Guy before, but I’m thinking about giving it a try. I don’t really know why other than I’m bored with my life and that minimal change would somehow make me feel like I’m Doing Something.
The more I think about becoming a Scarf Guy though, the more I realize there’s nothing minimal about this change at all.
It’s a major, life altering decision.
First of all, most Scarf Guys tend to look like this:
And yeah, I know. Lots of women love Jude Law and his terrible movies about love and being in love and loving to love love.
But I don’t.
Plus, I see myself as more like this:
Only with slightly more muscles and maybe a better haircut.
Then there’s also the fact that if I become a Scarf Guy, I’d have to start liking things like souffles, Yanni and art that doesn’t mean a damn thing other than the artist was more confused than Sarah Palin at a press conference.
I just don’t think I can do it.
But I guess you really never know. There may come a time when I feel like looking like a complete wuss, but until then I will keep being Kick Ass and expose my neck to the elements.
That’s what all He Men do.