I don’t know if you realize this or not, but there are men out there at this very moment with their shirts tucked into their underwear.
You might have just talked to one, unaware that your entire conversation about how good the coffee is this morning is completely tainted because his polo was jammed into his Hanes Comfortsofts.
I was alerted to this phenomenon this morning when I was getting ready to leave the gym. I looked up from tying my shoes and there was a guy stuffing his shirt into his underwear.
I was pretty shocked.
I wonder what exactly this person’s life entails that it made him decide that an extra layer of security was absolutely necessary to keep his shirt in line.
What does he do, walk around constantly flinging his arms in the air about everything? He orders a donut, steps down to pay, and look out! The arms are reaching for the sky!
Maybe this person just gives an inordinate amount of high fives. Not the lame elbow-bent ones, the official State Issued High Five, and he knows that if he’s not tucking, then his Fives will just be met with stares and questions. “C’mon Jim. Your shirt is untucked. You can’t expect me to return a High Five with you in that condition, can you?”
Is he in the rodeo? Because I could see the need to tuck the shirt for one to be an effective bull rider. Ever see one of those guys fly off a bull with his shirt untucked? Nope. You really can’t be taken seriously when you’re riding a wild animal if your shirt tail is waving around for the entire arena to see.
Whatever the reason, there are men doing this and they are out there walking the same streets as you and I and eating at the same restaurants.
In fact, I bet some of you reading this right now have your button down shoved deep into your Armani Bikini Cuts, and you probably think no one knows.
But I see you Underwear Boy, there’s no fooling me.