As I was getting dressed to leave the gym this morning, despite being lost in thought about why I consume Sun Chips like a ShawWow sucks up water, I couldn’t help but overhear a conversation between two guys a couple lockers down from me.
They were discussing why the sauna was closed, and one of the guys mentioned how he thought it was broken, but his friend insisted it was because “people were doing weird stuff in there.”
The friend then added that he didn’t understand why people would want to have sex in such a hot place, and the other guy laughed and I was about to interject a witty joke about how people who live in the desert probably never have sex but then thought I better not because I don’t think people actually live in the desert.
There was a lull in the conversation right then, but one of the men broke it by saying, “I certainly wouldn’t have sex with a guy anyway – hahaha!”
And that was it.
The two men just died over this, like they had just said something so illogical it just had to be laughed at.
Imagine… Two guys… Having sex!
Why that’s just absurd! Why would they want to do that? It just doesn’t make any sense at all. I mean, two men talking about sports or punching stuff, now that is Normal and not to be laughed at – but sex?
That’s like insisting Paul Walker is an underrated actor – it’s completely ridiculous!
By the time the laughter between the guys finally died down, I was all dressed and ready to leave, so that’s exactly what I did.
Now as I sit at my desk I know that I’m going to have a good day, because there are two guys out there who are certainly Not Gay, and that just makes me feel better about things.