Tonight is the Oscars, so I’m going to be live-tweeting it (until I get bored at least), and I’m hoping all you other Twitter people will be too. Just tune your TV to the right channel at 8 PM (though I’ll probably start with a little red carpet stuff before), drink a ton and let the fun begin. Okay, you don’t have to drink as much wine as I will, but I promise Mickey Rourke would want you to.
I’ll see you or tweet you or whatever tonight.
I hate saying “tweet.”