Look, I understand being dedicated to fitness.
I mean, I go to the gym almost everyday and despite the granny who works out in her sports bra, I still love a good workout like nothing else.
And I’m sure you were in a rush. These are busy times. Everyone is in a hurry all the time.
You probably even thought that no one would notice you, and that your decision was based purely on convenience and not wanting to show off to everybody that you are a Healthy Man and A Cyclist.
But here’s the thing – you made a mistake. When you decided to do this, you were wrong. Whatever your thought process was before the moment when I snatched your picture, it was Incorrect.
I know, I know – I’ve made mistakes too. I’ve been on the wrong side of decisions more often than the right, but what’s important is that I learned from those errors in judgment. When I wrestle with my dog so viciously that he bites my ass so hard it rips a hole in my sweats, I learn not to wrestle with him so much. Or at least to run away when I’m done.
So I’m hoping that this is a one time deal, and from now on, there will be no more of this.
Because no matter what you say, no matter how you say it, you will never convince me that you couldn’t have changed before you came to the grocery store.