To all of my Malawi, Africa readers: RUN.
Word is out that Madonna is coming back to take more brown babies, whether you like it or not. There is nothing you can do – in fact – it might be too late already.
So RUN DAMMIT! Oh, and in case you can’t read English, here are some pictures to illustrate the horror that is coming for you.
Good luck, and may god save us all.