I’m as hungover as Nick Nolte after a trip to Vegas, so I don’t have much for you today. But I do have some points of discussion that I think need to be addressed.
The best ad from the Super Bowl was clearly this Careerbuilder.com spot that pretty much sums up how I feel every day. Yes, even the koala punching.
Michael Phelps was caught smoking some pot, but he is still someone who every American can be proud of. As you can see from the picture, Phelps is taking a bong hit, which clearly indicates he knows which form of smoking pot is the least harsh. I don’t know about you, but if my Olympic athletes are going to be smoking, it makes me happy knowing that they have the knowledge not to smoke blunts or something ridiculous – instead sticking to the smooth, bubbly refreshment of a bong.
I’m a Normal Man, so of course I like Michael J. Fox. But what I don’t like is people saying that Back To The Future is better than Teen Wolf. Back To The Future is by far the sexy pick, but look closer at Teen Wolf and you’ll see: Fox is at his best as a teen just trying to fit in who happens to also be a wolf and a pretty decent basketball player. Plus – Teen Wolf has Styles, arguably the best character ever.
The Steelers won their sixth Super Bowl last night, making them the only NFL team with six and me a very happy man. Now, does this mean that they are the best team ever in the NFL or – ha! I’m fucking with you. There’s no room for discussion here – the Steelers are the best NFL franchise ever. No discussion necessary.