There are lots of things that I like to make fun of, which I think is what makes me such a mature individual, but few of them give me as much pleasure as laughing at someone who is puking.
I don’t mean puking because you ate some bad chicken, because that’s not really that funny, but puking because you drank eight sake bombs and then thought four shots of Petron would be the perfect way to follow that up.
So when I stepped out of the karaoke place on Saturday night and saw a girl bent over ralphing (the best synonym for puking there is), I just had to laugh, and of course, take a picture.
It’s kind of hard to make out, but that girl in the white top is puking her guts out. Her Man Friend is coming toward me, because he incorrectly kept telling me “That’s not funny man!”
I just kept laughing and insisting it was, because of course it was! She was puking! I think my exact words were, “Hahaha! She’s puking! Puke!” And when he kept getting angrier I just shrugged and told him that it was too late because I had it all on film. I’m a fun drunk.
I don’t know why people get so mad. Someone throwing up in public is about the funniest thing ever. I’ve been made fun of for puking by others and I wouldn’t expect anything less.
If you’re puking because of too much alcohol, quite simply, you deserve to be laughed at. You acted like an idiot and now your body is revolting and telling you that maybe it’s time to reexamine your life.
I can’t help it – if I see a Puker, I am laughing.
So if you’re ever out with me and you feel your stomach rumble and you think you’re going to hurl, better get to the bathroom so I don’t see you. Otherwise you better believe that I’ll be pointing and laughing, and hopefully taking a picture of you for all the world to see.