I can’t fucking take The Real World anymore.
I have been with the show from the beginning too. I laughed when poor Julie asked Heather B. (raise your hand if you had her CD) if she wore a pager because she was a drug dealer and let out a “Oh snap!” when I watched Stephen address his issues with Irene.
This new season in Hollywood has broken me though.
All I do is sit and scream at the TV when it’s on.
The new cast doesn’t have to work – instead they’re all taking acting classes.
Then there’s a dude who looks like this.
And no one has said anything yet.
How the fuck can you look at someone with hair like that and not say something???
The first thing I would’ve said to this guy was, “Hey, what’s up man? I’m Chris, and your hair is making me uncomfortable.”
The new season also has a guy and a girl who say they don’t believe in labeling themselves “boyfriend” or “girlfriend” even though they’re cuddling and holding hands by the second episode.
Listen to me: If you’re cuddling, hooking up, and constantly hanging out with someone – that’s your girlfriend.
Shut the fuck up about labels.
I label you a Fucking Dumbass – how about that?
I guess this means that I’m old now or something, because I refuse to watch the show again.
From now on, if I want to watch a bunch of stupid, annoying people talk about Things That Are Not As Important As They Think They Are – I’ll just step out of my building’s lobby.
That should do the trick.